Sunday, July 24, 2011

Kids are expensive because of what they break...

In no particular order here's what I think Robert's Bill has come to up to this point.

One Camera - $150
Game Disk - $50
Fuses - Recent Incident - Pending Purchase
Screens - $20
Cords - $30
Picture Frame - $20
Emotional Distress to Mom - $1 (Because Nicole isn't playing along)
Emotional Distress to Dad - $5,432,23
Emotional Distress to Izzy - $50
Things I've Forgotten About  - $2,743,47

Izzy's bill on the other hand is pending assessment.
Emotional Distress to Mom
Emotional Distress to Dad

Nicole and I reserve the right to change the dollar amounts at any time whether it be for something or because we just feel like it. The individuals being charged have no say and are locked in to these terms with no exception and these terms can change at any time while the children live in the parents home.

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